Wednesday, September 23, 2026 - Jeremy Clarkson has been left red-faced after police confirmed that the 11 sheep he believed had been stolen from Diddly Squat Farm were never missing at all.
Thames Valley Police has now closed its investigation, saying an accidental miscount by farm staff was responsible for the confusion.
The revelation comes weeks after Clarkson reported the suspected theft and said the animals were worth more than £2,000.
The incident quickly attracted attention, with the TV presenter warning about potential livestock thieves and expressing frustration over the apparent disappearance of his breeding ewes. Police have now confirmed that every sheep has been accounted for.
The embarrassing twist gives Clarkson’s farm saga another unexpected chapter, turning what appeared to be a livestock crime story into a simple counting error.
With the case closed and no sheep stolen, the latest update is likely to generate plenty of reaction among fans of Clarkson’s Farm—and plenty of jokes at the presenter’s expense.
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