I don't believe in long-distance relationships - Rapper FALZ

Tuesday, July 1, 2025 - Rapper and actor Falz the Bahd Guy has left fans laughing after posting a funny video on social media where he shared his thoughts on long-distance relationships.

Speaking in his signature comedic accent, Falz revealed that he doesn’t believe in the idea of dating someone who lives far away, especially in different time zones.

Currently in Canada, he noted how the time difference alone would be enough to scatter any relationship.

“I just checked time in Lagos now, seven hours ahead,” he said. “Okay, let’s say I’m having a girlfriend there now. We want to sleep. I want to chat. I want to chat. You want to sleep.”

He then playfully acted out a typical long-distance lovers’ call:

 “We’ll now be on the phone like this, deceiving ourselves:

‘Ah, baby, I miss you.’

‘No, I miss you more.’

‘No, I miss you more.’

‘Baby, I want to sleep.’

‘Oya, hang up.’

‘No, you hang up.’

‘No, you hang up first.’”

The video, filled with his usual blend of satire and everyday Nigerian humor, quickly made the rounds online, with many relating to the challenges of keeping a relationship going across different time zones.

Long-distance relationship not for me - Rapper FALZ pic.twitter.com/wqI2fqHfqk

— DAILY POST 🇳🇬 (@dailypost_ng) July 1, 2025